Instead of being romantically deposited onto the bed, the big strong man threw me into the wall on the other side of the room where I smashed my head on the wall and came sliding down in a heap. One day I was having sex me on Strange sex story and things got really heated.
My nose ring got caught on the bed sheets and ripped out. The pain was excruciating and I blacked out because it hurt a freaking lot.
That was the mood killer of the century. Both of us not having a clue what was what Strange sex story just kidding, sort ofanyway, the condom got waaaaayyy stuck all up in my funny business after the deed was done. Not quite sure what to do, he started to frantically Google our next move and I laid there, legs up over my ears as he hunted for god knows what in my treasure chest.
Finally, we ended up - me in the birthing position and him elbow deep in my vagina searching for the condom. She can't know you're here!
Unsure of what to do, I stood there like a deer in headlights. He ushered me out the window, so my bare naked ass climbed out and jumped into the bushes.
He threw on his pants and left on the condom why? Anyway, when the condom turned hot it turned WAY too hothis face went purple and he turned away from her running and screaming back to the bedroom.
He ripped off his pants and the condom all the while screaming his head off. During my sexcapades I hit my head on the back of his bed really hard.
It turned out I got a full on concussion. He was literally mid thrust, with his ass in the air, when who would open the door but his mother!
So I was having sex with my ex-boyfriend and the melted form of the pill came literally pouring out of my vagina. Next time I will listen to the instructions.
When we got to the top of the mountain we were looking for a good place to hookup. To set the scene, there were no bushy trees to hide behind in the alpine, just a clear trail.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. After a couple minutes, a family of four came around the bend to witness our shenanigans. I didn't know what to do so a pretended to fall down and hid.
When we were done we tried to drive away … unfortunately they had closed the gates and we were locked up there. I had to call the security company to come and let us out.